mars 2009

1st school day

I woke up and I realized that my internet connection is FUCKED!!! and I needed to find directions for my tram, how else should I get to school?Today we are the 31st of march and it was my first sch...

Old Memories

In may last year I went to, Vilnius, Lithuania where I played a prince from a village in Nigeria. (Watch video further down this blog). I remember the first day we were there that we were suppose t...

Nervous.... ?

I have for thinking about what to post on my blog for 2 days now without any luck.. feel that I am running out of ideas, or maybe it is because something in my life is making me nervous? the fact t...

WOW!!!

I was just minding my own business looking for titties on the web. Instead of finding a pair of nice juicy junky tits, I came over this fabulous animation video... this KICKS ASS ... Fuck dem titti...

Hidden Tiger (1996) guest review by Kukor McPikk

What can I say, We have a guest on my blog that probably have 1 or 10 readers. And this is a big honor for me to introduce to you a b-movie expert like myself. Actually, he is watching my gold mine...

Nigerian Prince

We went as a team from Norway, a team of artistic souls. We went to Vilnius Lithuania and filmed a lot of films. One of the things we did was this improv piece. I play a prince from an Nigerian vil...

Obama playing drums

Who said that black people can't swim?

Worst fight scenes ever, or should I say BEST!!

Human beings are known to be a violent race without admitting it. You say you're soft and kind and that you're respecting your neighbor and all that crap. But what really happens behind clo...

Human Stun Gun

The Glamour Of Porn By Hollie Stevens "Miss Emily Porn"

This is the monthly Hollie Stevens Story. My good friend, a pornstar, writer and artist. Enjoy her story. The Glamour Of Porn By Hollie Stevens "Miss Emily Porn"
Corpsepondant fo...

Leprechaun

Beyond the ring (2008) movie review

Directed by:Gerson SanginittoStarring:André LimaAycka LimaChristianny LimaGary BuseyBrye CooperThis film is supposed to be based on true events but doesn't seem that way because of its non conv...

No internett connection

Hello world.What would a guy like me do without internet café? I mean what better way to socialize than using a computer where they also sell coffee and sweets? Isn't this life? get out from yo...

I never promised you a rosegarden

Stig Tommy Høvik is a good friend of mine and we studied art in art school together. Before he went to art scholl he went to a film school. He did a piece while going to the film school that I real...

Die Hard Dracula (1998) review

Directed byPeter HorakStarringBruce GlovingDenny SachingKerry DustinErnest M. GarciaChaba HrotkoTom McGovanThis is the kind of movie that I am not sure if I like it or not because of its badness. T...

My new roommates

I recently moved to Berlin and met the cutest roommates ever. They were so caring and nice. I loved them right away. They always stayed together, played together, ate together and even relaxed toge...

What a day and it isn't even 9 a.m yet

I fucking hate bad starts in the morning. (excuse my language but I mean it). Here I am in Berlin, a super cool town and I am sacrificing my saturday because I want to join the training sunday morn...

Ricardo "Fury93" Lazo

A guy I interviewed during my stay in San Francisco. I tried to experiment with this piece, but still give the idea of who and what what Ricardo does...  EnjoyThe music is produced by my good frien...

The best marionette show ever

Reverend Steven Johnson Leyba

Check out a video I edited today. I am making a documentary about pornstar/writer and artist Hollie Stevens and this is a preview of her best friend Reverend Steven Johnson Leyba.

Brother in arms (2005) review

Directed by Jean Claude La MarreStarring:David CarradineGabriel CasseusKuruptNorwegian born: Lene PedersenGlenn PlummerKenya MooreRaymond CruzAntwon TannerPeter SheraykoWhen I watched this film I c...

Soulja boy vs Naija boy

This will be real tough

Today was my first Qwan Ki Do session here in Germany. For those who don't know, I moved to Berlin as an exchange student with a purpose. One of the purposes was to re-discipline and I wanted t...

"Evil Pimp - Da Bad Guy Returns" review

Who wouldn't enjoy an album with song titles like: "voices say to kill", "love getting my dick sucked" and "Fuck a trunk". The chourus for the last song I mentione...

So you think you can Dance?

Found this video a few months agofantastic...

Nigerian Idol

This is hilarious

Horrors of Porn

My good friend Hollie Stevens is a porn star and a writer. I asked her if I could print some of her written stuff on my blog and she said abso fuckin lutley. I will try not to say to much but here ...

Captain America (1990) movie review

Captain America (1990)directed by: Albert PyunStarring:Matt SalingerRonny CoxNed BettyKim GillinghamDarren McGavinWhat's better than to start the first review on something excited and heroic li...
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27, Sandnes

Well, this blog will be mostly in English, maybe part broken Inglish since na me de be halfway Naijan (Nigerian). But before I go any further I just want to take my time and thank you all for stopping by this blog. I am David, half white half black, I rap, do martial arts and I am totally in to art. (Not that spiritual kind of shit where u trace a line and felt the connection between the earth and universe doing it... fuck that.). Enjoy my blog

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